It's bigger on the inside!

So I'll be perfectly honest here - I don't really care where or when I would go with the Doctor.

Well, okay, there's one thing I want: I don't want to go into the future. In the words of River Song: "Spoiiilers!"

But other than that, it seems the Doctor find adventure and mystery wherever he goes. And running, all sorts of running (maybe I should hit the gym a little bit before this adventure, eesh). Plus, I'm sure he's aware of all sorts of places that I could never even imagine, so I'd like for him to choose the place and time we went.

As with Kaity, I'd also be interested to explore the TARDIS - we really only see the control room, and I'd like to see what else there is. Also, I wonder if I could convince the Doctor to teach me how to drive it, since that would be the coolest thing ever.

After the ridiculous adventures I'm sure we'd have, righting history and saving the universe and all that jazz, I'd like to go to the library the Doctor visited with Donna (it wasn't destroyed, was it? I'm a little fuzzy on the ending of that episode, but for the sake of this post I'll assume it was intact and safe), meander through the books and listen to the bits and pieces of trivia I'm sure he'd spit out about various authors, works, etc. I guess I'm okay giving in for a few spoilers there :)

I'm Going to Steal the TARDIS

Okay, this week we're going to be talking about what we would do if given the chance to travel with the Doctor. Yes, no, where, when, any montsers, how about running? Stuff like that.

So what if the chance were presented? Certainly, yes! Yes, I would jump at that chance. Where? We are going to Mars, not to mess with Ice Warriors or dangerous water zombies, no, I just want to go there to say I've been there, we can go some place else after wards. What follows will include a really, really vague account of what will happen.

We will fight forty-two monsters in forty-two adventures on forty-one planets, because you know there's going to be at least one accidental repeat planet, most likely Earth. I'm not counting Earth in my quest to make everything be answerable with forty-two.

Did the planet that the Vinvocci are from ever get named? Because I would like to go there. However, Definitely going to the future, anywhen and anywhere more than 200 years into the future. I really want to see how far technology advances and all the places we end up. We will then find something suspicious going on that the Doctor believes to be unfitting to the scene, I will probably not notice what with me being an airhead gazing at everything and not knowing what ought or ought not to fit into the scene. There's also a shady fellow who stands awkwardly in the corner and seems connected to the suspicious thing. The shady man will notice that the Doctor noticed him and scamper off.

This suspicious thing is affecting the public in a negative fashion and the Doctor points out that it must be stopped. So we go to investigate it. This investigation leads us to what may be the source of the suspicious thing and then there's some crazy stuff, dramatic stuff, action-y stuff, the Shady Guy is actually another guy's pawn, and the Doctor wins!

A total of four people will die, because people always die, one in the very beginning, two in the middle of all the events and Shady Guy will have some sort of epiphany that makes him help the Doctor but kills Shady Guy in the process. This is only four out of five or six significant people related to the events.

Does that sound like a vague enough Doctor Who episode? Throw in some humans and humanoid-amphibian aliens all over the planet, a crablike villain and make the suspicious thing some chemical in the water supply. Then the event is more specific.

I would go nowhere near Alfalva Metraxis, having contacts makes me blink a lot.

So that's what I would do if I got to travel with the Doctor. Probably not very interesting, and I'd probably just spend most of the time wanting to explore Mars. I love Mars. If I just get to go to Mars, that would be enough for me.