Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts

Friday, April 20, 2012

Silly Unpopular Opinion

On the surface, this is definitely not as controversial as Sarah's, but it seems like people get really heated up about it.

I've suspected it for a long time; when I was growing up, while I never hated my parents' dogs, I was never particularly inclined to play with them. I thought my neutrality/mild dislike was due to their lack of training (and thus lots of pee stains everywhere). I assumed that my lack of enthusiasm for my sister's pitbull was due to the fact that he's huge and still thinks he's a lapdog. But it wasn't until I had to live with one again when my sister and her fiance adopted one that I could say for sure:

I don't like dogs. Particularly puppies.

I mean, don't get me wrong, this guy is adorable:


But there's a huge difference between seeing he's cute, and actually dealing with him when he finds his way into my laundry and chews through my underwear, starts stealing food off counters and from the trash, tries to hide his poop in corners, and comically misunderstands the cat's warnings as trying to play, terrifying her so much that she can almost never leave my room and has a hard time going to her food.

I much prefer the company of cats, particularly the cat I'm living with. I like coming home to a cat snaking her way through my legs, purring softly, while I make sure she's fed and watered and having her occasionally snuggle up with me while I read or work on the computer (even if sometimes it results in her waking back and forth repeatedly in front of my computer/book/phone as if saying "pay attention to me already!"). I like laughing at her when there's a moth trapped in my room and she dances all over the place trying to catch it, or squishes her head through the blinds to stare at the birds outside and make strange meowing/purring noises at them.

It's a nice relationship - we both give each other some attention but mostly do our own thing. As opposed to dogs, which seem to require much more attention than I really care to give. I don't hate them, and I can put up with them, but I would always choose a cat or no pet at all before I owned a dog.


Friday, November 25, 2011

Does a God metaphor count?

Ok. So maybe this is just because I really miss having a cat. It's probably a sign that I'm smothering my boyfriend's cats with attention while I stay with his family, though seriously, can you blame me?


But more on topic, I want Aslan. You know, Chronicles of Narnia Aslan?

Can you really blame me? He's a giant friggin' cat! Giant talking cat with a soothing voice and lots of wisdom, who is cuddly with good people and fierce toward any people who would cause harm. "Of course he's not safe, but he's good."

As for any issues that would cause, well... I don't know that most people would be comfortable living near me with a giant lion being kept as a pet. I don't think you ever see him eat in the series (I wonder if he needs to eat?) but if he did need to eat that would cost a lot.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Pegasus! Pegasus!

My mythical pet would definitely be a pegasus.

I've always really liked horses, and I took riding lessons for a few years when I was in junior high and I loved it.  And pegasi are just like horses except cooler.  They have wings.  They can fly.  I think having a horse that you could ride but it could fly would be just the most amazing thing.

The difficulties of caring for a pegasus would mostly depend on how smart it was.  I mean, taking care of a regular horse isn't exactly easy; there would still be all the feeding, grooming, stall-mucking, hoof-caring, etc.  Plus I guess I would have to train the pegasus to let me ride it.  But the biggest issue would be whether it was smart enough to stay home, or at least to come back home.  If it was, then it wouldn't really be a big deal, but if it was going to go out and get lost or run away all the time, then you'd have to build some sort of enormous cage/building to keep it in, and that would be a hassle.  Plus you'd have to keep it climate-controlled and everything, and heating/cooling large spaces is expensive.

Overall, though, I think the pros would outweigh the cons, and that a pegasus would make a pretty fantastic pet.